I was driving home from visiting my ex-wife, feeling kinda lonely, having this stupid headache, and I thought about offering the world the chance to have me call them and read them some of my favorite poems (or my own, I guess if they want or something).
So here's the deal: if you want (and it's cool if you don't), choose the poet below and email (firstname.lastname@example.org) or Facebook message me your phone number, poet, and availability between now and January 3. I'll call you and talk awkwardly and read you the poems and wish you happy holidays. YOU DESERVE IT.
Thomas Patrick Levy
Or basically anyone you want that I like.