I was walking home from the gym today, and as I was passing a parked mini-van, I spotted a man in a yellow rain coat peering at me. Slightly worried and definitely curious, I said, "Hey man! Is everything alright?"
He said, "Sure, but I'm just waiting on my wife to come out of that house."
He pointed to the house directly to my left. "Oh, I see," I replied, "but you will be seen for sure in that yellow raincoat."
He ingested my insightful knowledge and quickly pulled the slick jacket from his shoulders. "Thanks," he replied as he awarded me his poorly considered disguise.
"No, thank you!" I beckoned back as I continued on my way. I needed it more anyways.