Friday, July 3, 2009
What You Should Do
Tomorrow, you will drive down the road to one of your family's reunion. I know it has been a bit chilly and the water might be the same, but take your swimsuit. And no, I don't care if you feel a little chubby. Also, if a game of frisbee or football breaks out, you better be the first one swinging your arms and shouting "Over here!" I also think it would be a good idea to separate yourself from your immediate family and girlfriend and branch out a little. Talk to some of the family you don't, you know, see every day. Matter of fact, leave that girlfriend of yours at home. She can be such a buzzkill.
Posted by Tyler Gobble at 7:55 PM