I wish there were blurbs, like on books, for people. I always read blurbs on books. I think socializing would be more fun if we had people blurbs. I'm not sure what medium would deliver these blurbs, maybe Facebook, but it would catch on and I might make some money.
What would my blurbs look like?
"Oh, my son is so special. We are so proud of him. Let's give him a hundred dollars for being so darn wonderful."
- My Mom
"Woof Woof Woof Ruff Woof Ruff Woof Woof Ruff"
- My Parents' Dog
"Tyler Gobble is the sweetest man. He is so adorable. He is probably the sexiest man alive. Tyler Gobble is like the game Monopoly, which I also love."
- Sara Gobble
"Tyler Gobble is pure evil."
Okay. I wrote those, but maybe just maybe.